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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Don't waste your precious time on this time-killer copy-paste game.
Posted 14 March. Last edited 21 March.
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21 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
574.8 hrs on record (529.2 hrs at review time)
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"I started playing because I wanted a chill game. Now my character is more successful than I am."

Milky Way Idle is the kind of game where you don’t need to babysit your progress. You set up your actions once, walk away, and when you come back, your in-game dude has built a house, fought a dragon, and probably filed his space taxes. Meanwhile, I struggled to make a sandwich.
No need to constantly requeue things like some kind of digital hamster. This game basically plays itself, and somehow makes you feel like the genius. My only job now is to log in, nod approvingly at my character’s hustle, and pretend I had something to do with it.
Combat? Totally AFK. I watched my character solo a dungeon while I accidentally took a nap. Woke up to loot and glory. Didn’t even need pants.
Crafting, gathering, skilling—it’s all here, and it’s dangerously satisfying. Like a slow-burning RPG that quietly takes over your life one resource node at a time.

Play Milky Way Idle if you enjoy:

The thrill of doing nothing but feeling very accomplished

Becoming irrationally proud of a fictional fishing level

Wondering if your in-game character deserves a raise

10/10, would recommend.

Join Milky Way Idle through my referral link and embark on an epic AFK adventure!
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Posted 9 March. Last edited 21 April.
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224 people found this review helpful
85 people found this review funny
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"Chained Together" – Just What I Needed… More Stress

So, Chained Together lets you escape hell while being stuck to your friends with a chain. Because what’s better than trying to jump platforms while your teammates send you flying into lava?

The chain physics? Absolutely perfect for maximum frustration.

If you enjoy losing friends over a game, this is it. 10/10 would recommend… if you want to hate your life for a few hours.
Posted 29 June, 2024. Last edited 29 November, 2024.
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117 people found this review helpful
43 people found this review funny
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Nobody reads the reviews anyways, so i'll just say i'm gay...
Posted 7 April, 2024.
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94 people found this review helpful
61 people found this review funny
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nobody reads reviews anyway so I'll just say I'm gay...
Posted 7 April, 2024.
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90 people found this review helpful
47 people found this review funny
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Early Access Review
nobody reads reviews anyway so I'll just say I'm gay...
Posted 4 April, 2024.
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25 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
nobody reads reviews anyway so I'll just say I'm gay...
Posted 3 April, 2024.
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20 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
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Posted 3 April, 2024. Last edited 10 January.
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534 people found this review helpful
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Early Access Review
Played Lethal Company with friends, and wow, it’s a friendship test. You’re trapped in a creepy warehouse with monsters, but the real horror is when your friends ditch you to save themselves. The monsters are scary but also kinda goofy-looking. The glitches are a bonus—getting stuck while your friends scream and leave you behind is just chaotic.
Posted 2 April, 2024. Last edited 21 March.
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7 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
15.7 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Nobody reads the reviews anyways, so i'll just say i'm gay...
Posted 2 April, 2024.
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